|Tumblr:||WE WANT TO SEE WHO ELSE IS IN SMASH BROTHERS COME ON TELL US|
|Nintendo:||Wii Fit Trainer|
|Kingdom Hearts 1:||"Sora is the Keyblade Master. He's the only one who can truly wield the Keyblade."|
|Every subsequent game after:||"YOU GET A KEYBLADE! AND YOU GET A KEYBLADE! EVERYONE HERE GETS A KEYBLAAAAADE!!!"|
e3 2013: kingdom hearts 3 is announced. all wars cease. the troops are sent home. the stock market booms overnight. the economy is in the best shape America has ever seen. all schools and work are suspended the next day. everyone is invited to the kingdom hearts 3 bonfire. world peace is achieved.